Sunday, January 12, 2020

This Pressure


Trust me when I say this pressure is gonna pop out a diamond...

Saturday, October 13, 2018

Sandy Mutton


I just want to sword fight on a beach somewhere and earn my mutton. 

Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Delicious





AHEM, I have an announcement to make...
my phlegm tastes delicious.

Friday, July 13, 2018

Hearts, Babies, and Bears, Oh My!



Killing a bear, eating its heart, and saving a baby...now THAT'S a rite of passage!

Thursday, July 12, 2018

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

The Deuce


I get why people think God is crapping on them, but it's their own deuce they're rollin' in.

Sunday, July 8, 2018

Payday


The check hit the bank. It was a large splash. SNAP. 
Get the Rolls...
and roll up to Wafflehouses