Sunday, January 12, 2020
This Pressure
Trust me when I say this pressure is gonna pop out a diamond...
Saturday, October 13, 2018
Sandy Mutton
I just want to sword fight on a beach somewhere
and earn my mutton.
Wednesday, October 10, 2018
Delicious
AHEM, I have an announcement to make...
my phlegm tastes delicious.
Friday, July 13, 2018
Hearts, Babies, and Bears, Oh My!
Killing a bear, eating its heart, and saving a baby...now THAT'S a rite of passage!
Thursday, July 12, 2018
Life Coach Wanted
I need a life coach. And a shaman.
Wednesday, July 11, 2018
The Deuce
I get why people think God is crapping on them, but it's their own deuce they're rollin' in.
Sunday, July 8, 2018
Payday
The check hit the bank. It was a large splash. SNAP.
Get the Rolls...
and roll up to Wafflehouses
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