Tree Skin

Aww...back when paper was legal. TREE SKIN! TREE SKIN!

Hellish

Pretty soon everyone's gonna be naked and hooked up to those octogoggles. And I'll be working on their AC units, leading a hellish life!

Sandwich Anxieties

Chrissy had so many sandwich anxieties, she couldn't properly tend to her house duties. 

Coconut

A text I received while at the grocery store: Ethan's freaking out. He wants a coconut.

Role Mudder

"You're a terrible role mudder!"

No Pants

"I'm always crabby when I have to wear pants."

Juicebox

"Let's go give blood. I'm a juicebox!"

Dubstep Originations

"I'm going to invent a time machine and see if witches were just people breaking out in dubstep."

Roundhouse

"I wear my pants tucked into my boots so when I roundhouse kick someone, my pants don't get stuck in their braces."