Propellant

 

I'm gonna do Chinese splits in the air and 

fart on everyone... Huzzah

Melatonin Mood

 

Life is all farts and candy when 

I'm hepped up on sleep.

Yippee-Ki-Ay

 I feel like a king. Call all the mayors. 

I want to have a horse party!

Bugatti Dreams

 

Bucket List:

Roll thru a Sonic in a Bugatti Veyron.

Winebago Drift

Bucket List:

Drift an RV.

Rippling Abs

I like it when you eat so much it almost 

 feels like you have abs.

Get Turnt

 

One case of white claw gets gets people turnt around her.